Close the Gate: Enemy at the Gates review

I have three quibbles with this film. 1. One day Hollywood will realise that a war movie is interesting in its own right, and doesn't need to be combined with a sappy love story to appeal to audiences.

2. The music sounds like it's been stolen directly from the score from Schindler's List.

3. The lanuguage issue. This is often a problem with war movies, but Enemy At The Gates is the worst example I've seen. In the case of a war movie, you invariably have people speaking different languages. In order to combat (heh) this, there are a few techniques used in filmmaking. The first is to simply have each person speaking the language naturally. This is fine, so long as the viewer can understand Russian, German, French and English to a great degree. The next option is to add subtitles, which most people agree detracts from the film, because most of your time is spent reading and little time spent watching. The remaining obvious option, and the one usually preferred by most modern war films is to have all of the characters speaking English with heavily applied accents from their countries of origin. Enemy At The Gates, however, has taken a completely annoying and haphazard approach. To wit, we have -- just in the Russian characters alone -- Russians speaking with British, Russian and German accents. The German characters speak with a mix of German and British accents. The only way to tell which country the characters are fighting for is to recognise their uniforms, which is great if you're a war buff, but a bit difficult for your average Joe. Particularly considering all of the uniforms in the film are grey-green and all of the characters are coated in mud, blood and bits of their comrades.

Sigh.

DVD special features

These things irritate me. Why? Because they're all the same. They were fun to begin with. "Oooh! It shows how they made the boat sink!", "Oooh! An interview with the director!". But that's exactly what you get on every single DVD. I just watched The Emperor's New Groove. The movie's great. Possibly Disney's best. But the special features on the bonus DVD...stink. Sure, I'd love to see how they made the movie, and look at a bunch of preproduction designs and whatnot. It's fascinating stuff. But I don't want to see it narrated by two fecal goitres dressed in costumes rejected by The Wiggles claiming by means of subtitled nametags to be producers or directors or somesuch of the film itself. Sweet Jesus, these guys look like they'd have a hard time negotiating traffic on a one-way backstreet.

What further annoys me, particularly with the more average DVD (i.e. the ones without a bonus disc or whatever), is that the special features usually amount to being nothing more than clips from the movie interspersed with random interview dialog with the actors, telling you things you already knew. Example? Mel Gibson's Payback. Right. You've just watched the film. Unless your eyeballs are in backwards, you know fairly well by the end of it that Mr. Gibson's character is a bit of a moral enigma. He makes his own rules, and generally obeys them. He has a goal and intends to pursue it. So what do you get on the "special" features? Random out-of-time clips of Mel leaping about like a gibbon on speed with the voice-over from the interview, "My character makes his own rules, and generally obeys them. He has a goal and intends to pursue it..", et al. Give me a break.

And who ever watches the theatrical trailers? HM. THERE'S THE ENTIRE MOVIE SITTING THERE. I COULD WATCH THAT, OR I COULD WATCH THE TRAILER INSTEAD. HMMMM.

Conclusion? "Special" features are for "special" people.