The Gargantuan Gimmick Of Glerty McGlee
the gargantuan gimmick of glerty mcglee
was the most gregarious gimmick you’re likely to see
it featured a graceful and garrolous trot
akin to a gander atop something hot
for no one could garner the gardener’s gauge
or to stand near the gambler’s gelatinous stage
the fire in the gantry and gables and gear
was to a lonely traveller’s gangrenous ear
like a gallow dry squeaking and gale blowing near
to the hollows of gordon, who glerty would fear
like a grinding and garbling grand fascination
with loosing the geese from a lone trepidation
glowing like nonsense and frosting the glazing
the fire grew ardent while quietly raising
the brow of the guard stood outside of the cordon
of forest defining the hollows of gordon
named for the grumpy and godfearing son
of a man who fell grey from the din of the gun
which was fired not in anger but only to mimic
the incoming outcome of glerty’s own gimmick
a gimmick so bold and in golden raised lettering
printed in blood and a generous smattering
of apology rife with the grim innuendo
inherent to something implying the end of
a story so guarded and gilded with tripe
told by guards and by gamblers and into the night
resolving to garner the ears of the masses
to tattle to fellows and titter to lasses
to speak unto god and to blame him our future
is to open a wound and to bury the suture
the tale told before this and many times after
is ought to provoke some to tears, to provoke some to laughter
take from this a lesson in garbled fine prose
disguised as the thorns from a withering rose
the gibberish mentioned to be interpreted free
as was stated the will of young glerty mcglee