Comic back cover ads #4 and #5
Spin Doctors. They’re a band from the ’80s. You’ve probably never heard of them. They had approximately one hit, in the form of “Two Princes”, which was essentially “Mmm-bop” by Hanson with less sucking and more synthpop. Bonus points for the use of the Bellbottom font, and the phrase “terminally funky”.
Def Leppard. Possibly the least enthusiastic band ever. Look at them. A funeral is going to break out any second, now.